The "REAL" Anita & Maria

Me and the REAL Anita, Miss Chita Rivera

(sung to the tune of "America")

Chita Rivera is not Rita

Rita Moreno is not Chita

Chita is Chita and not Rita

I would prefer you forgot Rita

And here's my darlin' Ed with the REAL Maria, Miss Carol Lawrence.

Bitches, check out the collar on that wrap!

That's how a Diva dresses.